"I wank, therefore I am"
Welcome to the home page of the Condomed Crusader, the man of a million wrist movements. Together with his Ward, Pretty Boy Poo Bare, he fights for struth, underwear, and the Azerbaijani Way
Our Super Wanker flies at super dooper speed to deliver a french letter.
The Superwanker is no Neocon. He can read AND write.
Super Wanker and Pretty Boy Poo Bare, in their secret identities as Spruce Lane and Prick Gruesome, rich dog turds about town. Prick is Spruce's Ward, not his toy boy. He denies that completely.
Copyright © Brian Brett, Today, Tomorrow, and Forever
